Monday, March 19, 2012

Mitt Romney Spears Rick Santorum in Secret Service Code Name Primary

GQ is reporting the code names adopted by the Secret Service protection details for Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney.

Rick Santorum's choice was Petrus, a tasty fish that lives off the coast of South Africa.


Mitt Romney's choice was Javelin. You can spear a fish with a javelin, so we'll award this round to Romney. The Javelin was the name of an American Motors car made from 1967 to 1974:



And what is Newt Gingrich's Secret Service code name? Bankrupt is my guess.

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