Rick Santorum Comes Out of the Closet

Yes, what you've may have long suspected but dared not whisper is true, Rick Santorum is a Democrat. And he'd like you to to join him and his fellow Democrats in voting for him in the Michigan primary this Tuesday.

I was always suspicious of the sweater vests. Some susected an affinity for Mr. Rogers, but I always knew it was lust in his heart for Jimmy Carter.