February is Just Too Short and All Alone

February is just too short. January and March should each give February a day. We'll have to rewrite the old rhyme:

Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
February has twenty eight alone
All the rest have thirty-one
Except in Leap Year, that's the time
When February's Days are twenty-nine

Then February would have thirty or thirty-one days, and won't have to go through life alone.