Miss Arkansas Can Be Our Cowgirl Sweetheart

I'll admit, I've seen Magic, and there is always something a little creepy about a ventriliquist dummy. Two dummies, on the other hand, make for a happy couple.

I would have given Alyse Eady the Miss America crown just for this talent performance but she had to settle for first runner up, perhaps because of her comment about being "racially ambiguous." Instead they gave the crown to the unambiguously blonde Miss Nebraska, Teresa Scanlan.